Stewie.

"Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid,
I see you there lurking there on the periphery of my vision.
But when I try to look at you,
you scurry away.
Are you shy squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you,
do you return to the centre of my eye?
Oh squiggly line it’s alright,
You are forgiven."

- Stewie, Family Guy.