Transformed.

I just came back today from watching Transformers 2, Revenge of the Fallen.

and it kinda sucked.

It was like watching the whole first movie again. The new added character's were given little screen time, or sometimes just didn't make sense. here is my analysis.

Yes, transformer fans would know who the fallen is, and know that he has only been mentioned two to three times in Transformers history. To make it worse, THEY HAD TO MAKE THE FALLEN LOOK LIKE SHIT. I MEAN, WHAT WAS WITH HIS SCEPTER? BULL. CRAP. AND GAY.

Jetfire/Skyfire is supposed to be cool. NOT SOME OLD HAGGARD SHIT. It was cool he and Optimus linked up. that was about it.

Ironhide, one of the nicest looking characters in the movie version had SO LITTLE SCREEN TIME. AND HE HAD TO BACK SAM UP LIKE THE FIRST MOVIE. I MEAN, COME ON MAN?!!?!

Optimus Prime got more screen time, that was rad. BUT before he got "killed" he was seen cruising with a WHOLE JEAN GANG OF AUTOBOTS. WHERE WERE THEY!??!!? And his ABOUT A MINUTE TRASHING OF THE FALLEN, STARSCREAM AND MEGATRON WAS THE EPIC OF ALL GAYNESS. ESPECIALLY SINCE THE WHOLE FINAL FIGHT SCENE HAD GONE ON FOREVER.

SOUNDWAVE IS MY FAVOURITE DECEPTICON. AND WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM. NOTHING. HE WAS JUST SOME STUPID SATELLITE STUCK UP THERE IN SPACE. YES, the idea of him releasing Ravage was wicked. BUT HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE. AND HIS VOICE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE G1 like. HE OF ALL DECEPTICONS SHOULD HAVE BEEN GIVEN A PIVOTAL ROLE.

DEMOLISHER was as UGLY AS HELL. how did he go from a small excavator to A BLARDY HUGE BOT?!!?!

How bout Devastator, or the constructicons. he was cool as hell. BUT HOW DID HE DIE? He got blasted by some lame ass shitty laser thingy. THAT WAS GAY.

Mudflap and Skids were so cool. Especially when they fought with Devastator. BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?! NO ONE KNOWS. WELL DONE.

And here is to all the other autobots and decepticons who had little to no screen time thanks to Megan Fox and Shia Lebeouf. OH, and the soldiers, that goverment guy, the army military fighting scenes etc etc.

AND YES, about them.

They WERE SO TRYING TO PUT MEGAN FOX IN THE HOT AND SEXY POSITION. WELL GUESS WHAT. THEY FAILED. what made megan fox so hot in the first movie was the naturalness of her beauty. This time it was SO EXAGGERATED.

And SCREW THE MILITARY. THEY DID BULL IN THE MOVIE. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT TRANSFOMERS FIGHTING. NOT THE MILITARY. THEY HAD SOME UNKNOWN DECEPTICONS FIGHTING AT THE END. YOU KNOW WHO YOU COULD HAVE REPLACED THAT WITH. YOU KNOW WHO?!?!! HOW BOUT FREAKING SOUNDWAVE!?!?!?! OR SHOCKWAVE!?!?! damn it.

PLUS the ending fighting scene was SOOOOOOOOOOOO DRAGGY. AND SOOOOOOOOOOO NAGGY AND SOOOOOOOO LONG.

And for all our sakes, PLEASE HAVE MORE ROBOT FIGHTING SCENES. NOT human vs robots or planes vs robots.

Ok. but there were some good parts.

Mudflap and Skids. Wheelie. The intel guy at the Butcher store. The parents of Sam. Jetfire and Optimus combining. How potentially obscene the combination of the constructicons looked. Ironhide. Soundwave actually being able to appear. Optimus's extra screen time. Bumblebee's fighting scene at the final fight.

In all, this was worse than the first movie. probably a 5/6 out of 10.

LONG LIVE SOUNDWAVE. DECEPTICONS SUPERIOR!

StartingOver.

LoveLost

Every moment, every second.
A tragic tale for a tragic lie.
The bluntness of a fragile heart.
That beats beyond yonder.

A heartbeat, a stoned heart.
See what words won't measure.
Look beside the color green.
Carmine and Burgundy.

And so ends,
the end.
For it must die,
to return again...

or so she said.

RomanticNotions.

Stream of consciousness.
The standing of the test of time.
Lesser words.
But with the sudden inclination.
Quiet minutes.
Alike minds.
Pleasant surprises that ride.
Nothing more than a smile or two.
Heartbeats that tremble.
Breaths that fuse.
Looking deeper between the eyes.
One word or two.
Romantic notions.
For one to peruse.

Don'tYouWishYouWereAChildAgain.

just for a minute. now.

I declare my allegiance in Kamelot. LOL. An awesome metal band in my opinion. And I love Roy Khan. Whoots. ;p

I turned to facebook after declaring that I would not enter it at all. Damn me. But it was a good choice. Seeing friends I haven't seen in a while is pretty rad to a large extent. And having a new avenue for games doesn't hurt either now does it? So yes, I am on facebook. Add me if you haven't already had. And NO, I didn't put my full name but my confirmation name with initials of my name so as to prevent kap-poh aunties and uncles and my mum and dad from intruding into this private space cause they ALL have facebook.

WELCOME TO THE IT GENERATION OLD FOGEYS!
bleugh.

n-joi

AChild'sWorld.

The little things of wonder,
and the marvels of your fascination,
how your innocence pervades,
and travels through the sky of blue.

Tiny little trails of tiny little steps,
let me into your world,
let me breathe what I can never breathe anymore.
For yours is what others never see.
Beauty.

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OKOKOK. I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING FOR SO DAMN BLARDY LONG.

hahaha. nothing much has been happening. except that i've become more stressed than ever, and that i'm suffering from lack of gundam depression. HAHA.

Seriously. Nothing much has happened. that's how lame things have been. WAHA.
or maybe its cause i'm too lazy to blog about what happen.

Oh ya, i remember one, i ran a 10km run in an hour. ;p

n-joi